Llive Tweeting the llamas

February 26, 2015

This here blog was made to talk about baseball. But then I never use it, and the outlets I do write for won’t llet me talk about llamas. So, llets talks anout llamas here, by way of showing you the best llive tweets of the llamas I saw. Besides, I am using one of the Mariners’ tweets to make this 0.00001% relevant.

I went to lunch and missed this shit llive, by the way. Annoying. I’ll never leave you again, even for a moment, Internet.

LLAMA CHASE http://t.co/AuEZOR4Dqk

— M⭐️tt Oak (@mattoak) February 26, 2015

Llamas are on the loose in Sun City, Arizona — Watch live here: http://t.co/UuiBuBSogP pic.twitter.com/r3QWbEl6Hi

— Brett Rosner (@Brosner85) February 26, 2015

these people are being consistently outsmarted by llamas in the most obvious ways it is amazing

— aaron champeau ⭐️ (@AaronCampeau) February 26, 2015

hope the llama's start fucking

— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) February 26, 2015

now they're just casually walkin down the sidewalk like "oh no no no, we're not the llamas you were chasing before. we're just in the area!"

— Brian (@blyan) February 26, 2015

I think that was an illegal left turn those llamas just made….

— Todd Kaufmann (@T_Kaufmann) February 26, 2015

'llamas' is now trending in #Seattle http://t.co/lj7wA8s9U3

— Trendsmap Seattle (@TrendsSeattle) February 26, 2015

thanks ollama

— Holly Anderson (@HollyAnderson) February 26, 2015

If these were people they'd have been shot by now.

— M⭐️tt Oak (@mattoak) February 26, 2015

YOU HAD HIM YOU FUCKING IDIOT AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

— aaron champeau ⭐️ (@AaronCampeau) February 26, 2015

“wrangle the llama” is every shitty video game side quest made flesh

— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) February 26, 2015

Black llama > black mamba

— trey wingo (@wingoz) February 26, 2015

Good job. Good effort. pic.twitter.com/LWJAqqizNW

— Eddie Middlebrook (@emiddlebrook) February 26, 2015

Catching a llama with a lasso from the back of a pickup truck #bucketlist

— Brendan Vaughn (@bmvaughn) February 26, 2015

If only llamas were good with directions. pic.twitter.com/XB4emCYBh9

— Mariners (@Mariners) February 26, 2015

The white one has deceptive speed. #LlamasOnTheLoose

— D. (@missdaiana) February 26, 2015

someone is going to use the line "yeah I'm the one that lassoed the llama" to get laid and it's going to work

— aaron champeau ⭐️ (@AaronCampeau) February 26, 2015

FINAL UPDATE: Both Llamas have been captured. pic.twitter.com/ebUfufILVK

— Breaking News Feed (@pzf) February 26, 2015

The NCAA probably thinks the llamas roaming free is an impermissible benefit.

— Benjamin Allbright (@AllbrightNFL) February 26, 2015

For the rest of my days, I will lament the inability of airplane WiFi to play video, and for missing The Great OJ llama Chase of our time.

— Jonah Keri (@jonahkeri) February 26, 2015

https://twitter.com/Tre9er/status/571044763786461184

PS They were both super guilty. The judge better not show any llamiency.

— Jonah Keri (@jonahkeri) February 26, 2015

The llamas were captured 😦

But they shall run free forever in our hearts.http://t.co/V3YQBGYnD4 pic.twitter.com/nLfnjQszzB

— SB Nation (@SBNation) February 26, 2015

i hope he's just lulling them into a false sense of security before he makes a break for it again

— Brian (@blyan) February 26, 2015

I am recusing myself from coverage of this story.
There will be no further comment. #TeamLlamas #LlamaChase #LlamaWatch

— Tom Llamas (@TomLlamasABC) February 26, 2015

https://twitter.com/JamieSportsTalk/status/571044781138161664

God bless you, Internet.

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